#加密市场回调 "That Day I Made a Bet with a Netizen on $TRUMP and Almost Died Socially in the Office"

Here's the thing. Last week, I saw a netizen going crazy bullish on $TRUMP during the trading session, and I just couldn't accept it—do you really dare to chase that trend? So I directly called them out in the comments: if you go long, I'll go short, and let's see who gets liquidated first.

Just do it. The moment I maxed out the leverage and placed the short order, I was exhilarated. Watching the K-line fluctuate, I even deleted the stop-loss - since it's a gamble, let's gamble to the fullest. At that time, I even made a bold statement: "If I get liquidated, I will do a striptease in the office and record the whole process."

The intern who just arrived next to me had a remarkable expression upon hearing this, probably considering whether to report me to HR. Meanwhile, I’ve started to stretch my muscles—not because I want to analyze the market trends, but purely out of fear that I might pull a muscle while dancing. After all, a promise made must be kept, even if it blows up.

Looking back now, that scene was simply magical:
The netizens across are desperately adding margin to extend their lives.
I have already imagined the scene of my social death.
And $TRUMP jumps back and forth like a madman between "zeroing out" and "skyrocketing".

The final result? My short position is still struggling on the edge of life and death, while the other party's long position is already smoking from market friction. Who wins and who loses in this farce is still undecided — however, the office surveillance footage is already in place, so it seems that no matter the outcome, this dark history cannot escape.