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$UNI Look at this K-line, UNI has climbed straight out of the mud, spreading its wings and shooting up to 9.987 dollars, an increase of 50.5%. This is not just a rise, it's clearly a rocket launch!
Last night, I was still talking to those people in the group, saying, "Can this piece of shit UNI turn around?" As a result, when I woke up this morning, my phone was vibrating like an earthquake. When I opened the trading app, it was all green with liquidation alerts for long positions, and screenshots of the bears crying filled the screen. Someone in the global chat directly typed "Daddy, I was wrong," which made me laugh so hard I almost sprayed my breakfast on the screen.
Look at this trading volume, 420 million $UNI , the turnover rate is off the charts! This is not retail investors buying; this is institutional players queuing up to shove dollars into Uniswap’s mouth! Starting from the bottom of 5.795, the purple EMA7 is going up like crazy, the yellow EMA25 is being trampled underfoot, and even the 99-period EMA can’t keep up with its tail.
The most outrageous thing is this bullish candle, which directly pierced through the previous high of 10.30! After piercing, it was still not satisfied, and by the end of the session, it forcefully pushed back to 9.98, forming an inverted hammer. Tomorrow, it's definitely going to fill the gap and charge straight for $12! I don't believe anyone can resist jumping in after seeing this line, unless you only have two dollars left in your account to buy instant noodles.
Now the whole network is shouting "DeFi summer is back," #Uniswap has directly become the king of DeFi, Gas fees have started to soar, and the meme coins on Ethereum are lining up for feeding. I heard a whale directly dumped 5000 ETH into the UNI pool on-chain, exchanged it for 500,000 UNI, and just throwing an address out is a declaration: I'm all in 🔥🔥
Brothers, don’t hesitate! If we don’t rush this wave, it’s like being struck by lightning. UNI today is like Chang'e flying to the moon in the crypto world, tomorrow it will soar directly to $15, and the day after tomorrow, $20 will not be a dream! Get on board, get on board, get on board 🛫🛫🛫 If you miss this wave, you won’t see this level of excitement for another three years.
I have already edited the photo of the property deed and am ready to add ten times leverage tomorrow! Just go for it $UNI