MSTR vs. JP Morgan Chase

The Empire struck back.
On November 20, 2025, while Bitcoin bled from its $126,000 throne, JP Morgan — the Death Star of Wall Street — fired its torpedo: a research note titled “MicroStrategy Faces Imminent Index Exile.”

In cold, surgical language, the bank decreed that the Bitcoin Colossus — holder of 650,000 BTC, nearly 3% of all Bitcoin that will ever exist — was destined for banishment from the major indices.
Billions in forced selling would follow.
The flywheel that turned shareholder paper into perpetual Bitcoin would shatter.
Michael Saylor’s decade-long war on fiat would end in flames.

They thought it was the kill shot.

They were wrong.

Instead of panic, something primal erupted.

Across the seven seas of X, horns sounded. Max Keiser roared, “CRASH JP MORGAN — BUY BITCOIN.”
Grant Cardone walked into a Chase branch, withdrew $20 million on camera, and dared them to stop him.
Accounts closed by the thousands.
Orange coins poured into cold wallets like war chests before battle.

Now, in the ashes of the dip, MSTR trades at a historic discount to its Bitcoin — cheaper than ever to own Saylor’s undiluted leverage on the endgame.

Short interest swells.
Gamma tightens like a coiled dragon.
One spark — one MSCI rumor, one whale squeeze — and the mother of all short squeezes erupts.

JP Morgan didn’t just attack a company.
They attacked the flagship of a revolution.

And revolutions, when cornered, don’t surrender.
They reload.

The bankers lit the fuse on their own funeral pyre.
Bitcoin’s darkest hour just became the dawn of its most glorious chapter.

Hold tight. The squeeze is coming.
It will be legendary.

Which side are you on?