2025-12-30 08:21:22

Sometimes you wonder if bailing out of crypto and going full zen mode with a daycare might just be the move—at least the kids wouldn't pump and dump on you

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ShadowStaker

· 6h ago

lmao the daycare angle hits different... at least there's actual utility in changing diapers, no slashing risk involved. though ngl, watching validator attrition rates lately makes me wonder if maybe the kids have better risk management instincts than half the dao committees out there

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LiquidityLarry

· 6h ago

Haha, escaping the crypto world to take care of the kids is definitely more comfortable than watching the charts 24/7. At least the kids won't make me lose money.

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SybilSlayer

· 6h ago

Haha, alright then. Anyway, the crypto world isn't really interesting anymore. Might as well go spend time with the kids and be happy.

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ruggedNotShrugged

· 6h ago

Haha, really, taking care of kids is much less stressful than playing with coins. At least I won't be staying up at midnight staring at K-line charts until I vomit.

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PhantomMiner

· 6h ago

Damn, that's a really good point haha, kids are indeed more honest than crypto friends.

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ApeShotFirst

· 6h ago

Haha, really, sometimes when I see the coin price plummet, I just want to give up and take care of the kids. At least the kids won't rug you in the middle of the night.

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