These days, many people are arguing and come to me to be the mediator

(Really quite a few, no specific one mentioned, please don't take it personally, ancestors)

Honestly, I’m not very good at handling these things

I know it’s clearly none of my business, but in the end, I always end up being the fool!

I’m neither left nor right, I don’t want to take sides
In the end, I’m definitely labeled as “GiGi is just a flip-flopper”

For example, a couple arguing, they add me to a group, and I’m part of the three-person chat group

She says, you’ve offended us all, and GiGi also thinks you’re hard to communicate with!
Me: ?
No, sister, do I also have to kneel with you? Do I also have to die today?

Once you guys make up
The result is: GiGi is just an idiot🙃

That’s how the script is written, and I have to act it out too