🥩 Pork marinated in fish sauce, oyster sauce, and Thai spices 🌶️ Doused it in sharp chilli sauce 🍚 Ate it with sticky rice 🟠 Washed it down with a bag of Hula Hoops 🟣 Topped it off with a full litre of beetroot juice
Now I’m 🚽 Sitting on the toilet like it’s a throne of pain 💨 Farting with the force of an unlicensed jet engine 🔥 Playing Russian roulette with every fart 🧬 Experiencing a full-blown gut rebellion 💀 Thinking about the choices that led me here
Beeturia warning: everything’s red, and I’m not emotionally prepared.
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💀💨 PSA: I Just Created the Hiroshima of Meals
If you see this, run. Don’t do what I just did.
I had:
🥩 Pork marinated in fish sauce, oyster sauce, and Thai spices
🌶️ Doused it in sharp chilli sauce
🍚 Ate it with sticky rice
🟠 Washed it down with a bag of Hula Hoops
🟣 Topped it off with a full litre of beetroot juice
Now I’m
🚽 Sitting on the toilet like it’s a throne of pain
💨 Farting with the force of an unlicensed jet engine
🔥 Playing Russian roulette with every fart
🧬 Experiencing a full-blown gut rebellion
💀 Thinking about the choices that led me here
Beeturia warning: everything’s red, and I’m not emotionally prepared.