A certain Flower Fruit Mountain suddenly exploded...



Tang Seng asked: How many monkeys died?
Wukong said: Twenty-six caves collapsed.

Tang Seng asked again: How many monkeys have died?
Wukong replied: Only 5,000 peach trees were destroyed.

Tang Seng asked again: How many monkeys did you actually kill?
Wukong respectfully said: The living monkey has been safely transferred.

Tang Seng stood up: How many monkeys have died?
Wukong weakly said: The family of the deceased monkey is currently stable.

Tang Seng angrily asked: How many monkeys have died?
Wukong bravely replied: I saved a monkey today.

Tang Seng, unable to bear it any longer, asked: How many monkeys have actually died?
Wukong helplessly said: The one who set the fire is the Jade Emperor's nephew.

Tang Seng bowed his head and clasped his hands together, saying: Amitabha, it is going to rain.
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