😱🚀 The Planet's Mega-Rich: Top 100 (Sept 2025 Edition)

1. 🇺🇸 Elon Musk, $444B - Still king of the hill. Tesla, SpaceX, X. The man's everywhere. 🚀

2. 🇺🇸 Jeff Bezos, $244B - Amazon's dad hanging tough. Less hands-on these days. Still crazy rich. 📦

3. 🇺🇸 Mark Zuckerberg, $207B - That metaverse gamble? Kind of worked out. Who knew? 🌐

4. 🇺🇸 Larry Ellison, $190B - Oracle man riding the cloud wave. Up, up, up. 💻

5. 🇫🇷 Bernard Arnault, $176B - Luxury stuff still sells. Go figure. 👜

6. 🇺🇸 Larry Page, $170B - Google money. Lots of it. 🔍

7. 🇺🇸 Bill Gates, $160B - Old school tech wealth. Still matters. 💰

8. 🇺🇸 Sergey Brin, $160B - Google's other guy. Tied with Gates. Seems symbolic. 🌍

9. 🇺🇸 Steve Ballmer, $151B - Basketball and tech. Nice combo. 🏀

10. 🇺🇸 Warren Buffett, $142B - The old man refuses to slow down. Impressive. 📈

11. 🇺🇸 Michael Dell, $121B - Computer guy still computing profits. 💾

12. 🇺🇸 Jensen Huang, $118B - AI chips make you rich. Really rich. 🤖

13-15. 🇺🇸 Walton crew (Jim, Rob, Alice) - Walmart cash machines, $111-114B each. Crazy. 🛒

16. 🇪🇸 Amancio Ortega, $103B - Zara clothes = serious money. European style. 👕

17. 🇮🇳 Mukesh Ambani, $90.7B - India's top dog. Reliance power. 🛢️

18. 🇲🇽 Carlos Slim, $81.2B - Phone empire. Mexican gold. 📱

19. 🇮🇳 Gautam Adani, $74.7B - Bounced back. Not entirely clear how. But he did. 🏗️

20. 🇫🇷 Francoise Bettencourt Meyers, $74.0B - Makeup millions. Billions, actually. 💄

Worth noting: 23. 🇨🇦 Changpeng Zhao, $58.9B - Crypto survived. So did he. 💎

American tech bros dominate (8 of top 10). China has 10 names on the list. India shows up strong with 7. France manages 5.

These 100 people? Worth over $3.5 trillion combined. More than most countries make in a year. Innovation? Sure. Inequality? Yeah, that too. 🌍💰