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[Trump changes his tune] The first cup is to honor oneself, the US stock market Candlestick master rewrites the script overnight!


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Trump: Last night you did your thing, today I do mine!
Last week, it was wildly touted as the "hottest economy in history" → This morning's breakfast meeting flipped in an instant: "Government shutdown drags down the stock market!"
(NASDAQ: It was supposed to be smooth sailing, but you turned it into a demonic roller coaster 🎢)

Government shutdown breaks record at 36 days:
Air traffic controllers take unpaid leave → passengers learn to fly planes; low-income families go hungry watching the stock market frenzy.
(Trump: The new high of the stock market is just the beginning! Workers: This cup is to ourselves, can you settle the overtime pay first?)

ADP employment data forcibly redeeming itself:
In October, private enterprises added 42,000 jobs, but there was a negative growth compared to the previous two months...
(Federal Reserve: Is this called 'gentle hiring'? Clearly the KPI has collapsed but they're insisting it's a laid-back attitude!)

Please call me the master of shifting blame #政府停摆变连续剧 # This cup is in honor of magical realism
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