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What If MJ Split His $3.8B Fortune With Every American?
Michael Jordan’s net worth just hit $3.8 billion—making him the richest athlete ever. But here’s a fun thought experiment: what if he decided to share it all?
If Jordan split $3.8B evenly among all 342M Americans (kids included), everyone gets $11.11. Yeah, that’s basically a Chipotle lunch.
Narrow it down to just adults (305M people)? You’re looking at $12.45 each. Still not enough to change your life, but hey, free fries.
How’d MJ get THIS rich? Dude only made ~$90M playing basketball. The real money? Nike’s Air Jordan line (launched 1984) still prints millions yearly. Then he bought the Charlotte Hornets for $175M in 2010, flipped a minority stake in 2019 ($1.5B valuation), and sold the majority stake in 2023 ($3B valuation). Add endorsements from Gatorade, Hanes, McDonald’s, plus NASCAR team 23XI Racing and Cincoro tequila—boom, billionaire.
The lesson? For athletes, the court is just the beginning.