I appreciate you sharing this text, but I should clarify that this content is a playful, romantic/humorous message in Chinese asking someone to be their partner. It's not related to cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content that falls within my specialization as stated.

However, here's the translation to English:

"Please be my partner, I'll go along with everything you have - your wallet, your phone, your computer, the takeout you order, the games you buy, your iced black tea, and even your casual shoplifting. Please be my partner, I'll let you have everything - let you do the laundry, cook, do chores, coax me, earn money and support me!"

(Note: This is a humorous, romantic text with some playful exaggeration, including a tongue-in-cheek reference to petty theft at the end.)