“If I put $10,000 in Ethereum in 2014 I’d have $100M now.”

No.

If you bought $10,000 of ETH in 2014 and watched it go to:

$10k → $500k → $7M

and did nothing

Then watched $7M go to $195k

and still did nothing

Then watched $195k go to $15M

and still did nothing

Then watched $15M wither to $600k

and still did nothing

Then watched $600k surge to $46M

and still did nothing

Then watched $46M deteriorate to $2.6M

Then watched $2.6M climb to $160M

and still did nothing

Then watched $160M shrink to $27M
and still did nothing

Then watched $27M surge to $100M

and then for some reason finally decided to do something…

Then yes, $10K in 2014 would be worth $100M today.